Another Monday, they come faster now. / I look in the mirror, my life half gone. / I wonder what in my past will show / My future sons what I have done. [...]
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I had an issue with my son’s AT&T account today, so I hopped on their site and used the chat option. I am connected to an agent who identified himself as “Jerod Subway”. Really? Jerod Subway? I was tempted, when asked how to address me, to say “Wendy Hamburger” or something similar. [...] Ever since cameras became household items, parents have taken nude baby pictures of their children in the bathtub or laying on a baby blanket. Mostly, I’m sure, to hold as blackmail material for their later years. But when did these nude baby pictures become pornography? [...] You are on your computer downloading child pornography and are busted. What do you do? According to this Sun Sentinal article, you blame your cat. This Florida man told authorities that he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. Authorities found over 1000 child pornography images on his computer supposedly downloaded by his cat. What do your pets download? [...] Should public assistance recipients be required to pass a random drug test to remain on assistance? [...] If you ever want to meet a wide variety of people, consider being a camp host. For those who don’t know what a camp host is, I’ll explain. A camp host, at least in Oklahoma state parks, is a person who monitors camp sites, collects camping fees, assists campers with information or problems, calls the park rangers when necessary, and much, much more. In exchange, we get to camp all summer for free. It really is a fun gig if you can get it. [...] |
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