In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. [...]
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Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. “No Santa Claus?” she snorted….”Ridiculous! Don’t believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let’s go.” [...] Six Native American Students are suing to remove Fighting Sioux from University of North Dakota. [...] Marriage for Bert and Ernie? Cleanup on aisle 5? I’m still amazed at how many stupid people there are. [...] Governor urges prayer for rain and break in heat wave. [...] The death of bin Laden has lifted the spirits of Americans, but when does our celebration go too far and become boastful arrogance? [...] Reporting the news is one thing, reporting non-news is just ridiculous. [...] Is BYU wrong for enforcing their honor code to athletes? [...] Denial is running rampant in the news. [...] Double-Dip and Gas prices and other doomsday predictions. [...] Don’t let GPS switch off your common sense. [...] Sung to the tune Oklahoma! [...] It’s not just for dental hygiene. [...] Sometimes when I watch the news, they say some of the most stupidly obvious things, it makes me face-palm and say, “Well, DUH!” [...] Funny iPhone auto corrected texts. [...] |
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