Friday Rants – Goodbye and thanks for all the sand

August 20th, 2010

Change you can believe is not happening

Obama’s cross-country fund-raising spree for the Democrats is apparently costing taxpayers millions. Not to mention all that jetting around is not very green. He had Los Angeles hopping mad as his entourage caused new traffic problems amidst all their existing traffic problems.

So, after spending millions of our money and expending untold gallons of jet fuel and snarling ground and air traffic just to tell everyone how good the Democrats are and how evil the Republicans are, we should just say, “oh, well.”

But, we really should be more open, I mean, after all, Barack Obama’s father served in World War II – even though he was apparently a 10-year-old Kenyan (according to Gateway Pundit) at the end of the war…

Oh, well…

Goodbye and thanks for all the sand

So, Obama is pulling out all the combat troops from Iraq. But, the job isn’t finished. According to GMA, some Iraquis are afraid the violence will increase – DUH! We will be leaving troops there, but they won’t be called combat troops. I agree we need to pull out at some time and leave them to their own devices, but history has proven time and time again, if there is no strong leadership, usually a tyrant will step up and we will be right back in the same situation we were before, probably worse.

So, here we go again leaving the job unfinished.

OOoo my God! What a stupid idea!

We have been hammered in the last few years with the idea that there are no stupid ideas. Well, I have to disagree. The OOoo Chair is a stupid idea. Not only is it stupid, but it is moronic. Anyone who uses this idea deserves the damage they do to their house.

Basically, you figure out where you want to sit and cut 2 leg-sized holes in your floor. Yes, your floor. You put your legs through the holes and sit on the floor. What do you do when you’re not sitting and don’t want to fall through your chair? Easy, you cover the holes with recycled plastic disks.

I’m guessing the guy in the downstairs apartment won’t be amused and re-arranging the living room won’t be easy.

I’ve got a great idea! The OOoo toilet! Cut three holes in your bathroom floor!