A Christmas toast

Merry Christmas to family and friends My Christmas wish to you I send: May your day be bright and blessed, In joy and peace may you find rest. [...]

Bad math proves nothing and everything

I read an article on thedailywtf.com where a programmer ‘fixed’ a bug and instead of running it through the simulator to verify the bug was fixed, placed it into production. This was based upon his “proven” fix by a mathematical formula. But, if it’s bad math, it proves nothing, or everything. [...]

Never argue with an idiot

One place I will never, ever go back to is Montana Mike’s. I figured the guy was an idiot and just left. [...]

“We fight for freedom, and Windows Vista is f*cking us up”

the Air Force use Windows Vista, which allegedly crashes constantly due to a faulty ATI driver, but the tech support is in another country? [...]

Christmas time in Muskogee

It’s Christmas time here in Muskogee./There’s much to do for all us Okies./Gifts to buy sure keeps us hoppin’,/So off to Walmart to do the shoppin’. [...]

First class abuse from American Airlines?

Did an American Airlines flight attendant go off on several first-class passengers? [...]

Dear American News: Thanks for all your help. Al Qaeda

The TSA posted their Aviation Security Screening Management Standard Operating Procedures on their website. Fortunately, vital information was electronically redacted (blacked out). Unfortunately, much of the redacted material can still be read. [...]

Teachers’ Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my students gave to me A pretty dish that’s filled with potpourri. [...]

Massachussetts v. Gold E. Locks

They’ve finally had enough. The Three Bears have pressed charges against one Gold E. Locks for Burglary, Vandalism and theft of food. The Boston Herald has the story. [...]

Toy for toddlers to twitter with twoddler

Toddlers can now tweet their anal parents with Twoddler. The perfect gift for helicopter parents. [...]

Your coal is here. All 28,000 tons of it.

A futures trader learned a valuable lesson the hard way when, despite failsafes in place, ordered 28,000 tons of coal. [...]

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